Total Medals Earned: 383 (From 84 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,625 Points
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/19 (95/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
Get three straight questions wrong.
Get three strikes with $4,900.
Survive 10 bomb rounds.
Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.
Get eight questions in a row correct.
Finish game with more than $20,000.
Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.
Win the game without any strikes
Answer 25 questions in a row correct.
Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.
Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.
Survive a five-question bomb.
No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (110/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/20 (100/495 points)
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths